A myriad collection of things. Queer writer/sewer/RPGer/model, she/they  icon by Wil Alambre
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Check out my tags:

Squee - 100% non stop cuteness

D&D - Everything tabletop roleplaying related

Learn You A Thing - Get educated on various topics

Take Care of Yourself - Self-care and self-improvement

#TeamNet - Out of context quotes from my home game

Art - Creative creations

Beautiful - Aesthetic, nature, beautiful things


wholeheartedsuggestions:

3l1zzy:

wholeheartedsuggestions:

alternatives to “i want to die”:

  • i want things to change
  • i want a different life
  • today was a shitty day/week
  • i don’t want to live like this
  • i want to be somewhere else in life
  • i’m not where i want to be yet
  • + much more

Here’s a few that I started to say because I thought they were funny so I was more likely to use them!

  • Wack
  • Unfortunate (can be shortened to unforch)
  • Sub-par execution
  • I would prefer the opposite of this, actually
  • Not a fan of this approach
  • Not very cash-money

unforch :)

mywingsareonwheels:

“And sin, young man, is when you treat people like things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.”

“It’s a lot more complicated than that –”

“No. It ain’t. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth. People as things, that’s where it starts.”

“Oh, I’m sure there are worse crimes –”

“But they starts with thinking about people as things…”


(Granny Weatherwax, to Pastor Mightily Oats, Carpe Jugulum, Terry Pratchett.)

dduane:

lolmemez:

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Gargoyles was droppin’ gems. 💎

Yeah, no question.

But as for “who said that?”, the answer is “one or more of these three: Erik Luke, Michael Reaves, or Greg .Weisman.” …because they wrote that script. :)

sparkylurkdragon:

vaspider:

dduane:

moonblossom:

quiet-doll:

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

Daily meds go in my bedroom, emergency/first aid type meds that multiple people may need go in the bathroom

On top of the toilet.

In a locking bag which I change the location of bc I don’t want ppl knowing where I keep ‘em.

Daily meds are in the Forbidden For Kitties kitchen cabinet, intermittently needed ones are either in the bathroom or carried in my backpack. I have a travel-sized ibuprofen bottle in my backpack and the refill in the kitchen, too, since while it’s intermittent it might as well be daily during my period.

I found it useful to keep my morning meds by the coffeemaker so I would take them when I had my coffee

gothiccharmschool:

gothiccharmschool:

Okay, one bit of advice from your Goth Auntie: If you are going through a medical thing and say “I didn’t want to worry/bother you” as the reason why you didn’t tell your loved ones, I will reach through this screen and shake you VERY HARD.

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“this is mostly an aging parents issue”

:: laughs cynically to keep from grinding my teeth ::

Truer tags have never been added.

“You don’t get to decide in advance and for me what I can and can’t handle” is a phrase I have used.

bunnidarling:

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Rating: Explicit
Category: M/M
Fandom: Baldur’s Gate (Video Games)
Relationships: Astarion/Tav (Averyll Springheart)

Except from chapter 3: The Bite

“Do you think you can trust me just a little further? I only need a taste. I swear.”

Averyll felt practically spellbound, a strange mix of empathy and exhilaration. He was finally going to get the closeness he craved, though not quite as he had imagined. More than desire, he wanted to aid. “Alright. I’ll let you.” He swallowed, feeling anxiety tug at his gut, realizing perhaps for the first time how close he was to very real danger. “But not a drop more than you need.”

That light returned to Astarion’s eyes. He seemed genuinely surprised. “Really? I-” He stopped himself, censoring whatever truth wanted to spill out. Instead he seemed to take his good fortune for what it was, his demeanor taking of a softness Averyll had never seen before. “Of course. Not one drop more.” He smiled and stepped closer, taking the bard’s hand in his own as he spoke, “Let’s make ourselves more comfortable, shall we?”

His heart absolutely thundered in his chest as he took the vampire’s hand, noticing how cool his skin was. A wild mix of arousal, fear, and anticipation surged through him as he allowed Astarion to guide him to lay back down on his bedroll, kneeling by his side. The elf looked down with a predatory hunger that, for a second, made Averyll question if he made the right choice. Astarion descended, letting his fangs sink into the tender flesh, a soft, low moan rising in his throat as the blood coated his tongue.

It felt like shards of ice, the pain sudden and sharp. Averyll’s breath caught in his throat, his pulse quickening even more as he was fed upon. The icy pain quickly dulled into throbbing numbness, a chill sweeping through his body followed by a warmth that surged between his legs. Fuck. How much was too much? He could feel his pulse start to slow, his limbs growing heavy. “That’s enough”. He murmured much quieter than he had meant to, but with enough force to catch the vampire’s attention.

Astarion took a moment to respond, as if shaken from a reverie, “Mm..hm? Oh. Of course.” He laved his tongue over the wound, catching the last drops before dabbing a bit of healing potion over the two punctures to seal them. He pulled back, a rivulet of blood dripping from the corner of his mouth and down his chin. He caught it with his thumb, popping it quickly between his lips to savor that last drop. His eyes fluttered closed with abject pleasure. When he finally spoke he was breathless.

“That was…” He swallowed again, smacking his lips, “Mmm. Amazing.”